Watching Porn

It is my personal opinion that if you want to be good at something, you should learn from the best. And who is better at sex than porn stars. So, logically, if you want to be good at sex, you should watch more porn. And I mean actually watch it, beginning to end, not just three minutes till you get off. One of my friends constantly complains about guys who are terrible in bed, and this is a huge deal-breaker. So, as I just said, if you are not getting girls to line up around the block to get on your business, I suggest that you watch porn to bring your game to the next level. And when you watch it, really pay attention to everything: the moves, the progression, everything that is going on. Next time you get a girl in bed, try out some of the new moves, and mostly just be confident about it. As I said last time, girls want to be dominated in bed, so get in there and be a porn star!

First date, why wait

A friend of mine and I have been on a lot of dates recently (not with each other), and have run into a huge problem: nobody wants to have sex. All of these lame ass kids "want to take it slow" and "don't want to ruin everything by having sex too early." Now, either they are all terrible in bed, or they are hanging on to some Hollywood notion of "true love" from the 1900's. In today's society, sex is an important part of every relationship. So, what happens if you date someone for oh, lets say a month before you finally get to have sex, and its terrible! And I mean really, really bad... like having sex with a, well, you get the idea. So, this is why we came up with another epic rule: First date, why wait. If you are going to have a serious relationship with someone, having sex on the first night is not going to ruin it. And if its not that great, at least you know what you are getting into.