Wednesday, September 30, 2009

the booty call

The booty call is a sacred and sometimes tricky relationship. You must keep your booty call at a safe distance so that it doesn't end, or worse, turn into a relationship. In order to do this, there are a few simple guidelines. First, don't talk to them more than about once a week at the most. If you start seeing them all the time, that's a girlfriend. Second, don't plan anything very far in advance (ie text them and see if they want to hook up in the next few minutes, not days). NEVER STAY THE NIGHT WITH THEM. This can only lead to an awkward breakfast and just bad news. In fact, once the deed is done, get out of there as quickly as possible. Once you get what you came for, there is really no need to stay. You don't try and spoon with the person that serves you coffee, do you? And remember, at all times, keep it professional. The booty call is simply a sexual exchange between two consenting adults, so don't make it anything more than it is.