Wednesday, November 25, 2009

the date-time continuum

What is an appropriate amount of time to spend attempting to have sex with a girl before you should just stop it? This depends on a complex number of factors, and there should probably be some kind of a graph or something involved. First, there must be some assumptions, such as: One--the man is always a "10" (for the sake of simplicity); Two--the time spent attempting to have sex, for the sake of this argument, will be measured in "date time," which consists of some type of communication being made at least every other day. Alright, now that those are out of the way, we will now move on to the important stuff. Four weeks is the maximum amount of date time that should ever be spent on trying to get those panties off. After that, just throw in the towel and try and bang some other chick. Now, the date-time continuum is different for every individual, and you need to set up your own parameters, but they will be fairly similar in appearance. So, the y-axis will represent date time and the x-axis will represent a number of factors, including the age of the girl, her attractiveness, and some others, but it basically represents your desire to have sex with her. We will, therefore, give every girl a score, from 1-10, which will represent your desire to bang her. I will have my math genius friends come up with an equation for better explanation on the number scale. When I come up with an awesome graph for this, I will post it. Basically, the moral of this story is: don't spend too much time trying to get a girl in bed. If you want further explanation on why its bad to wais, see my earlier post, "First date, why wait?"

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