Sunday, August 23, 2009

BINGO!!!

These are the rules to the greatest game ever invented: Pickup Line Bingo.
First, you need to do this with some friends, or by yourself if you are awesome. Next, pick 24 of the cheesiest pickup lines you can think of, and arrange them on a 25-space Bingo-style card (with a free space in the middle, of course). Always decide the prize for getting "bingo" before starting. Now, the rules are:
1. To mark off a space, you must get at least a phone number or a kiss.
2. You can only play one card at a time.
3. Everyone has to play with the same lines arranged differently on their cards.
4. Has to be played with 5s and up (no fat chicks).
5. All lines must be said within earshot of a witness.
6. To get bingo, you must get 5 squares straight across, down, or diagonally.
7. If you get laid, you automatically win.
8. If you get slapped or have a drink thrown at you, your friends must pick up your tab for the night.
9. All discrepencies must be decided by majority vote with the participants.
10. If you use a line and it doesn't work, you can not use that line again.

Enjoy.

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