Some like it rough

In my life, I have found one thing to be true about 99 percent of women: they want hot, rough, crazy sex. All those lame ass Hollywood sex scenes with the guys passionately embracing the girls, looking deeply into each other's eyes, blah, blah, blah. I am sure that when you are 'making love' with your wife, trying to make babies, this crap is ok. But, for girls that you are just getting into bed with, they want that hot, rough, animal-style, porno-level sex. Nobody has ever complained that the sex was too good. So I say, take it to the next level. Throw them around, spank, slap, choke, do everything you have ever seen in a porno and have always wanted to try (more on porno later). So gentlemen, next time you are with a lady for the first time, go ahead and be adventerous. If anything, she will just think that you are accustomed to wilder sex, and maybe try and step up her game.