The Month Rule

Everyone has been through a dry spell. The dry spell is a relative scale, though. For me, a couple of weeks without something wet and I start to go a little crazy. And the dry spell can happen for a number of reasons, such as working the wrong shifts, going out to the wrong places, or getting 'the yips.' But, whatever the reason, sometimes enough is enough and you need to end it--any way possible. This is why there is the Month Rule: if it has been longer than a month since your last sexual encounter, your friends must look the other way while you end the streak. This may involve repeat business, hooking up with a bro, or just bagging whoever says 'yes' next. As I have found, once the dry streak ends, your confidence goes back to normal and you are able to continue business as usual. It is crucial, however, that your friends respect the Month Rule, because ending the streak may be something you may never want to think about. Ever.