Friday, August 7, 2009

Watching Porn

It is my personal opinion that if you want to be good at something, you should learn from the best. And who is better at sex than porn stars. So, logically, if you want to be good at sex, you should watch more porn. And I mean actually watch it, beginning to end, not just three minutes till you get off. One of my friends constantly complains about guys who are terrible in bed, and this is a huge deal-breaker. So, as I just said, if you are not getting girls to line up around the block to get on your business, I suggest that you watch porn to bring your game to the next level. And when you watch it, really pay attention to everything: the moves, the progression, everything that is going on. Next time you get a girl in bed, try out some of the new moves, and mostly just be confident about it. As I said last time, girls want to be dominated in bed, so get in there and be a porn star!

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