Monday, August 3, 2009

Lemon Law

I can not take credit for this, but it is my duty to tell everyone about the Lemon Law. The Lemon Law states: within the first 5 minutes of a first date, either party has the privilege to end that date, no hard feelings, try again next time. It takes 5 minutes with a person to tell if they are going to be worth dating, and any time after that in a date where you know that there will not be a second is just plain rude. It is easier to end the date early than spend an evening with a person you have absolutely no interest in.
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  1. UnknownAugust 3, 2009 at 9:24 PM

    Evan,
    When life gives u lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.
    Two Evans don't make a right, but they do make a good Eiffel Tower.
    From,
    Another Evan

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